On a more serious note:
Apparently the theory for lightning protection is that a decently grounded high lightning arrestor, placed well above other objects on a boat, will often disippate leader (charged particle) build up that usually precedes a lightning strike. Such rarely protects against an actual lightning strike.
What I did in the NY-CT region is to ground my radar arch via a #4 battery cable hanging over the side...and weighted down with a big zinc....from a ship. I attached it only when lightning approached via a wing nut on a stud at the base of the radar arch. (dockside I attached it to my bonding system via another wing nut/stud in my YF cockpit to supplement underwater zincs)
Atop the radar arch I placed a pointed lightning spike arrestor atop about two feet of stainless 1/2" rod...so I had to lower my antennas for further protection. Cost was under $100 or so and seemed a reasonable precaution.
No grounding system on a recreational boat is likely to protect everything once lightning strikes without horribly expensive modification. The cable should be heavy guage, #4 or bigger is the current recommendation I believe, have NO sharp turns, and be grounded separately from other hull grounds. That's why hanging a cable outside the boat makes so much sense...physical isolation, pretty much a straight line down, and a separate ground. Its downfall: no protection when underway.
If I were boating for extended periods in Florida, I'd likely have taken a few further steps.....such as setting the lightning arrestor much higher, maybe on a pole that could be lowered when not in use.
I still don't know what system non metallic mega yachts use for protection.